Sunday, October 14, 2007

Zappers


Any jumper can be zapped from the ship's target gallery and milk bar on the upper deck. There are always certain passengers who are willing to pay extra for this privilege. If successfully zapped, a jumper is forever suspended in midair.
The zapped ones become floating monuments, both to their own fears and indecisiveness, as well as to the shooter's accuracy and ultimate glee.
No records have been kept on how many danglers have been zapped after becoming jumpers. Nonetheless, the friendly skies have become quite crowded.

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